Feast For The Pricks

by Grandmother Suplex

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Our first EP recorded at Limetree music, Matlock, February 2016 MMXVI.
Recorded, produced and mixed by Harry Redfern.
Hit him up www.limetreemusicmatlock.com
Feast For The Pricks inspired by Pricks, Piss Click inspired by Bastards, Bargasm inspired by Booze, Shit Today inspired by Shit and Six Chips inspired by being cripplingly hungover....
Joe Haywire provides backing vocals on Shit, Six Chips, and Pricks
Appears courtesy of no win on a saturday records.
All songs arranged and built the old fashioned way, one room, few beers, some chips, four guys and loads of amps.

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Copyright Bacon Striptease Recordings, MMXVI

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released June 2, 2016

Major Tom Shaw-Harris, Matthew Bunting, Craig Hadfield and Nick Watmore for being tools together and making noise.

Joe Haywood for his backing vokills help

Harry Redfern at Limetreemusic for the recording and mixing

And anyone that actually downloads this and gives it a go!

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Grandmother Suplex Sheffield, UK

Four piece band from the deep dark national park of the Peak District.

Featuring ex and current-members of Scutty Neighbours, Shot Shot Stacey, Skull Tanker, Ripped Out Stomach, Ay'Some Mamba, Pissy Leg, Pigskin Driver, Meat Balloons and Dead Elliott. Previously called That Owl.

Blending the best and worst of punk rock, metal and rock n' roll with the aim to move air, not people.
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Track Name: Feast For The Pricks
KILL YOU IN A WELL MANNERED WAY
BUT I'M SO TIRED TODAY
SPAM BOT TROLL CUNT TWAT
FEAST FOR THE PRICKS WITH THEIR CHAT
GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THE SCREEN
DON'T WANT TO MAKE A SCENE
TOO POLITE TO KICK OFF
YOU'RE EATING DATA FROM YOUR DIGITAL TROUGH

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY

INSTAGRAM ME YOUR POUT
COMMON SENSE HAVING A DROUGHT
GONNA BE SICK PASS ME A BOWL
CANDY CRUSH'IN YOUR SOUL
DUCK FACE FARMS DAY OUT
HOPE YOUR HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFES DOUBTS
TWEET TWEET LITTLE BIRD
WHEN DID THE WORLD GET SO OBSCURED

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY

DON'T CHECK YOUR STATUS (NOT OKAY)
DON'T SNAPCHAT YOUR SHIT (NOT OKAY)
DON'T UPLOAD YOUR DINNER (NOT OKAY)
THE DOSSIER OF DISMAY
Track Name: Piss Click
YOU BOUGHT A CAR
DIDN'T GET FAR
BRAIN IN A JAR
LUNGS FULL OF TAR

PISS CLICK FRIENDS DO NOTHING FOR YOU

SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK

STICK YOUR DISCO
YOUR WHOA WHOA WHOA
CHECK YOUR FLOW
IT'S NOTHING YOU KNOW

PISS CLICK FRIENDS DO NOTHING FOR YOU

SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK

AT LEAST YOU KNOW I'M NOT THAT GUY
AT LEAST I'LL LIVE BEFORE I DIE
SO MAKE A TWIST BEFORE YOU STICK
DON'T BE RELYING ON THE PISS CLICK

UURGGHAAAAAAAAAA!

SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK
SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY
DON'T WANNA BE PART OF IT ANYWAY
SOMEONE GET ME OUT HERE AND BE REAL QUICK
YOU AND YOUR MATES ARE ALL THE PISS CLICK
Track Name: Bargasm
GOTTA GO HOME I'M REDUCED TO A CRAWL
ALL OF LAST NIGHT I CANNOT RECALL
TWENTY FUCKING QUID FOR A SKULL FULL OF BOOZE
MY RIBS WRECK IT'S ONE MASSIVE BRUISE
NOBODY LIKES ME WHEN I ACT THIS WAY
THEY POINT AND LAUGH THEY YELL CLICHE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO GOOD SO MUCH BETTER THAN COOL
I LIVE MY LIFE BY ONE GROUND RULE

I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OF MY WAY
THIS IS THE WAY I WANT TO SPEND MY PAY
I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OUT OF MY FACE
LAST NIGHT IS BUT A MEMORY TRACE

YOU BETTER BEAR A SCAR ON YOUR CHIN
A BADGE OF HONOR AND THEY'LL LET YOU IN
NO REGRETS LETS PLACE SOME BETS
TIME TO WAKE UP IN COLD SWEATS
MISERY AND PAIN I WAS SICK THROUGH MY BEARD
ALL OF MY DIGNITY IT DISAPPEARED
JUST A QUICK PRAY AND I'M ON MY KNEES
BACK TO THE BAR AND FOUR PINTS PLEASE

I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OF MY WAY
THIS IS THE WAY I WANT TO SPEND MY PAY
I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OUT OF MY FACE
LAST NIGHT IS BUT A MEMORY TRACE
I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OF MY WAY
THIS IS THE WAY I WANT TO SPEND MY PAY
I'M HAVING A BARGASM GET OUT OF MY FACE
LAST NIGHT IS BUT A MEMORY TRACE

TIME BEING WASTED ISN'T TIME WASTED AT ALL
Track Name: Shit Today
(IT'S SHIT TODAY)
(IT'S SHIT TODAY)

ABHORRENT WANKER STANDING IN THE CORNER
ONLY CAME HERE TO CAUSE A DISORDER
ACTING LIKE A CHILD DOESN'T MAKE YOU A MAN
CAN YOU FLY BOBBY FROM A MOVING VAN

SO IT'S JUST YOU LIKE A LIKING A CLOWN
BUT IF YOU KEEP ON PUSHING ME I'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN
NOW YOU GOT ME BARKING ALL LIKE A HOUND
AND YEAH YOU'VE YOU FUCKED ME OFF YOU'RE GOING UNDERGROUND

(IT'S SHIT TODAY)
(IT'S SHIT TODAY)

SO YOU'RE TURNING RIGHT THAT WAS GOOD TO KNOW
HOPE YOU HIT A WALL AND YOUR TIRES BLOW
IT'S JUST ONE CLICK JUST AN INCH AWAY
HOPE YOU'RE IN THE PLAYGROUND ON JUDGEMENT DAY

SO IT'S JUST YOU LIKE A LIKING A CLOWN
BUT IF YOU KEEP ON PUSHING ME I'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN
NOW YOU GOT ME BARKING ALL LIKE A HOUND
AND YEAH YOU'VE YOU FUCKED ME OFF YOU'RE GOING UNDERGROUND

(IT'S SHIT TODAY)
(IT'S SHIT TODAY)

JUST SAT DOWN AND YOU RECLINED
MADE MY TV GO THROUGH MY MIND
AIR RAGE COMING GONNA BOOT YOU IN THE BACK
GONNA HAVE ME SOME FUN WITH A FULL ON ATTACK

SO IT'S JUST YOU LIKE A LIKING A CLOWN
BUT IF YOU KEEP ON PUSHING ME I'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN
NOW YOU GOT ME BARKING ALL LIKE A HOUND
AND YEAH YOU'VE YOU FUCKED ME OFF YOU'RE GOING UNDERGROUND

(WHOA WHOA)
ITS SHIT TODAY
(WHOA WHOA)
ITS SHIT TODAY
(WHOA WHOA)
ITS SHIT TODAY
(WHOA WHOA)
IT'S SHIT
Track Name: Six Chips & One Inch Of Omelette
WENT THE DISTANCE, TWO TIMES OVER, PINTS OF JACK
DOUBLE HANGOVER
TERRIFYING WOMEN, WON'T LEAVE US ALONE, ONE WAY TICKET
TO LOSING A PHONE

NO I DON'T WANNA GET MY DICK SUCKED
TAKE YOUR SCABBY LIPS GET SOMEONE ELSE HOOKED

PRETTY SURE I LOST THIS BET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
ABSORB THE BEST OF LLORET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
WOKE UP PISS WET WITH SWEAT
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
PAY MY DEBT WITH REGRET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE

FIGHT THE PAIN, RISE BACK UP, CAN'T TAKE THE PAIN
THIS IS FUCK UP
WANNA GO SWIM, TOO DROWNABLE, CAN'T GO IN POOL
KIDS LAID A CABLE

NO I DON'T WANNA GET MY DICK SUCKED
TAKE YOUR SCABBY LIPS GET SOMEONE ELSE HOOKED

PRETTY SURE I LOST THIS BET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
ABSORB THE BEST OF LLORET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
WOKE UP PISS WET WITH SWEAT
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
PAY MY DEBT WITH REGRET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE

CAUSE A SCENE BY BEING OBSCENE
ME STABBY STABBY YOU IN THE SPLEEN
BROKEN MAN NO TIME TO LOSE
JUST GOT ANOTHER MYSTERY BRUISE
FILL UP MY GLASS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
2 HOURS LATER I'LL BE EATING GRIT
TOTAL TWATS ON HOLIDAY
NEVER WORRY ABOUT THE PRICE YOU PAY

NO I DON'T WANNA GET MY DICK SUCKED
TAKE YOUR SCABBY LIPS GET SOMEONE ELSE HOOKED

PRETTY SURE I LOST THIS BET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
ABSORB THE BEST OF LLORET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
WOKE UP PISS WET WITH SWEAT
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE
PAY MY DEBT WITH REGRET
SIX CHIPS AND ONE INCH OF OMELETTE